May 2013
Anonymous asked: I thought you were really punk rock.
Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
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The only time I lose followers is when I post pictures of myself ha ha ha
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I feel like singing a duet
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Submit pictures of your smile I need to see your cute smiles to be happy
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I need more short friends.
Amazon keeps telling me to buy sex toys like can you let me browse in peace
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sirbombalot:
Gonna get a tattoo of a QR code on my forehead that will link people directly to my Tumblr account.
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
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How are you guys doing today?
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Come find me on Snapchat, twitter, or Instagram: xoxoSaadia
Smack my butt and tell me I’m pretty
sirbombalot:
Meanwhile, in the “help” tag…
A bunch of angsty teenagers post passive-aggressive pictures at the same time.
Message me your birthdays so I can save them in my phone and send you presents
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I’m not entirely sure why any of you care about the sale of Tumblr, and I’m not sure how affects any of us
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When I’m rich, I wanna move back to midtown LA in one of those mansions
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The power just went out and I’m a little spooked come hold me
I fell asleep next to the sweetest boy in the world, and I had to get up and drive home, and I’m really upset about it because I need him right now
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
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sirbombalot:
Plot twist: Tyler doesn’t have a dad. His mom reproduced asexually. Upon realizing this, all of his anger and hatred towards his missing father suddenly dissipates and melts like a forgotten dream, and he makes pretty piano music until his dying day about how 2dopeboyz are faggots.
My biggest problem is the fact that I can’t afford to renew my Disneyland pass. It sucks. Honestly, if any of you ever wanted to take me to Disneyland, your food is on me.
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I’ve been called a saint more times in my life then I’ve deserved
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sirbombalot:
I take a long drag of my cigarette, then blow smoke into the air. The smoke spells out “deal with it” before dissipating and fading. Cigarette turns out to be made of bubblegum.
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minniedisaster:
Once you meet me you’ll fall in love with me. And that’s just the truth.
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Watchsirbombalot:
Look at me do a thing.
Fuck artists who put sirens in their music
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A teenage girl goes up to the counter at Starbucks and orders two drinks. The barista asks for her name to which the teen girl replies, “Can you write ‘his’ and ‘hers’ on it? I’m gonna take a picture for Instagram.” With a disgusted look, the barista scribbles on the cups and hands them to another barista. A few minutes later, the barista at the counter calls out “Unoriginal teen girl who thinks...
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