February 2011
“Nintendo DS makes me forget that I don’t have any friends.”
– Patrick Stump
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“There are no mistakes; only happy accidents.”
– Bob Ross
January 2011
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11 Hip-Hop Lyrics That Are Supposed To Be Romantic... →
I was going to save this one for Valentine’s Day, but I just couldn’t wait anymore. Besides, I have an entire day’s worth of posts dedicated to love bashing that are way better than this. Good to see the the queue is working again.
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“If you’re gonna put your faith in something, then it better shape who you...”
– Hayley Williams
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11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors →
Number one was shockingly hilarious. Animaniacs was my favorite cartoon growing up, but I never knew it was that dirty.
I showed the clip to my aunt, and she didn’t get it. She wanted me to explain it, but I was too busy laughing at her. It was just delightful.
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Rude Awakening
This morning I hit my head on the metal post of my futon really hard. Screamed so loud it woke up my mom. There’s a huge bump on my head. Now, I have a major headache, and I’m feeling kinda sick. I hate it when I bruise myself in my sleep.
I’m soooo sleepy.
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11 Accidentally Racist Product and Company Names →
My dream is that one day, little mixed children everywhere are drinking moolattes while playing with their Oreo barbies.
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I was having a totally normal Skype convo with Tim...
Tim: You should make me a sandwich
Me: Sandwich? Where the fuck did that come from? Haha! I make bomb sandwiches too.
Tim: I'm working on getting most of the girls I know to make me a sandwich at least once.
Me: I like making sandwiches. And there's something sexy about a guy telling me to make a sandwich.
Tim: You misspelled "sexist".
Me: I meant to put sexy. Not sexist.
Tim: I like that I don't understand always understand you 100% of the time.
Me: What? haha
Tim: Nothing, nothing. Also, the minute I see you again, you'd better make me a goddamned sandwich.
Me: Nah
Tim: Okay...
sirbombalot asked: Makeout/handjob-in-the-back-of-the-theater kind of way? And when you're not even in your right mind? That's all?
Yeah, I suppose that sounds about right. No different than anyone else, anyway. Cool, good to know, thanks.
*le sigh*
Yeah, I suppose that sounds about right. No different than anyone else, anyway. Cool, good to know, thanks.
*le sigh*
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11 Women the Kama Sutra Says You Shouldn't Have... →
Number eight is just wonderful. It makes me want to watch South Park. Number eleven is questionable.
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sirbombalot asked: Yes, ANYTHING. Was there something you had in mind? Slave for a day? Scientific guinea pig? Embarrassing clothes model? Something even worse than that?
r-prinz asked: I love Aunt Hilda.
Haha. That's my response.
Haha. That's my response.
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r-prinz asked: I knew you weren't. :P
And in my head I asked you that in Aunt Hilda's voice (Shane Dawson, just in case you don't know who that is).
That's what makes it so funny. 'Interview w/ a Lesbian' cause you aren't a lesbian and it won't even be an interview, just a for fun video. ;P
And in my head I asked you that in Aunt Hilda's voice (Shane Dawson, just in case you don't know who that is).
That's what makes it so funny. 'Interview w/ a Lesbian' cause you aren't a lesbian and it won't even be an interview, just a for fun video. ;P
r-prinz asked: Wait... You're not a lesbian?
r-prinz asked: I want to do a YT video with you, for my channel entitled "Interview With A Lesbian" :) Sound good?
sirbombalot asked: Yeah, you're right. I never leave you messages. Ever. EVER.
I don't remember the last time I've even LEFT a message for you.
I don't remember the last time I've even LEFT a message for you.
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