The power just went out and I’m a little spooked come hold me
I fell asleep next to the sweetest boy in the world, and I had to get up and drive home, and I’m really upset about it because I need him right now
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
(via sirbombalot)
(Source: starspangledcaptainamerica, via xoxosaadia)
Tina, you tryna bounce them titties for a real thug?
Plot twist: Tyler doesn’t have a dad. His mom reproduced asexually. Upon realizing this, all of his anger and hatred towards his missing father suddenly dissipates and melts like a forgotten dream, and he makes pretty piano music until his dying day about how 2dopeboyz are faggots.