I don’t know why, but I found that the funniest part of this was how you said “fine china” and I thought about plates for a few seconds.
Adults try to talk down to their kids when it comes to sex and relationships like they are so much wiser, but in reality, they’re just as horny and quick to make stupid decisions when it comes to love as any teenager and it’s actually kind of funny to watch
Based God forbid I actually get a good night’s sleep for once in my miserable life just kill me so I can sleep forever
I need to be kissed right now
I’m very okay with my friends licking me. I like to show affection by licking. Like a puppy.