My Schmidt was a perv with weird fetishes. My Schmidt was obsessed with my boobs. My Schmidt was in a relationship. My Schmidt sweat, like in a gross way... My Schmidt wanted to talk, before and after. It was supposed to be purely physical. My Schmidt... I just could not take him out in public. Also, he wouldn't let me watch a movie in peace, he's always start groping my boobs. I don't interrupt you when you're playing video games, don't interrupt me during a movie.