There was this guy I knew back in high school that was always there to make everyone laugh. Right after graduation, he took me and my best friend out to eat at Denny’s, and he got a stack of pancakes to take home to his niece. It was our last time hanging out with him for a while because he was leaving for the military (not entirely sure what branch). After dinner, we all went back to my car, and we got a little bored, so he jokingly suggested we have a threesome. Me and my bestie were like dude we’re not having a threesome, besides your family keeps calling every five minutes to see when you’re coming home with those pancakes, and he’s like no it’s okay, I don’t have any condoms, but I’ll cum in this container of pancakes. It was like the funniest thing ever, because he said it like it was a scientifically proven birth control method. Like, once you cum in the pancakes, that’s it. All the sperm die and no girl could ever possibly get pregnant ever. After that night our nickname for him was Cumcakes. I wasn’t as close to him as my best friend was, and that always kind of made me sad because he was really cool the few times I hung out with him. Anyway, he’s no longer with us now, and that was my last memory of him, but it’s a funny story, that makes me smile every time I think of it, so I’m glad that was my last memory.