May 6 2013
I'm kidding
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Dear followers,

Now, we’ve been mutually following each other for a while, and I don’t want to be forward, but I like you guys. A lot. And I was wondering where we stood with this follower-followee relationship. Are we friends or is this purely an internet fling? Because when I travel to your respective locations, I’m expecting someone to show me around and take me out to eat or at least say hi. If you’re not up for this job, then we should just end things now and follow some other people. I don’t want that. I really don’t, but I can’t be left hanging.

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If you like talking about TV, we’ll be the best of friends. If not, then we’ll still be friends, but we’ll be the kind of friends who don’t say anything to each other. Ever.

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Tim and I have run out of things to talk about.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.