I was watching a video on YouTube, and I saw this ad, and at first glance, I thought it said Lil Wayne featuring Future Drake and it tripped me out a bit because we don’t even want present Drake, so why waste time travel on him.
The Game featuring Tyler the Creator and Lil Wayne - Martians vs Goblins
Lil Wayne is a horrible rapper, but he has a promising career as a comedian. Every week I’ll be posting some of his funniest lyrics just for the hell of it. I’m also going to start doing Parenting Tips and Urban Dictionary Word of the Day again, but I think I’ll make those weekly as well. So without further adieu, here’s your Lil Wayne lyric of the week:
Go up in flames blockburner that’s my motto boy
It ain’t a game, I cock that ‘cause I’m inside a boy
Breaking News: Woman Attempts to Murder Young Money Rapper
In an attempt to rid the world of rapper Lil Wayne, one woman foolishly went where no one had dared to tread before. The rapper says she seduced him with her feminine charms and lead him back to her place for some adult fun. Things escalated quickly as she unleashed an ocean to drown Wayne, but clearly underestimated his attraction to gross things.
“Once I noticed that I was drowning in the pussy, I had to swim to the butt to completely disarming the woman,” Wayne says. “When I was sure I was safely in the butt, I called the cops.”
The suspect is now in police custody where she will remain until her trial on September 15th.
Now back to you in the studio.
