So a woman is on an airplane for the first time in her life. She’s extremely nervous about flying for the first time, but the flight attendants reassure her that everything will be fine, and she begins to relax. About an hour into the flight, the captain announces that they are experiencing some turbulence and that everyone should remain calm. All of a sudden, there’s a huge jerk, and the plane starts to go down. The woman begins to panic. She leaps out of her seat and yells out “I can’t die yet! There’s still so much I haven’t done. No one has ever made me feel like a woman!” A man at the other end of the plane stands up and says, “I’ll make you feel like a woman” and starts to walk towards her. He slowly starts to unbutton his shirt. The woman, feeling ready, hops on top of a flight attendant’s cart and rips her blouse off. She squirms with excitement as the man inches towards her, taking off his shirt to reveal a perfectly chiseled body. As the man closes in on her, he takes his shirt in hand, and stares deeply into her eyes. He takes her face in one hand and pulls her close so that their lips are almost touching. Quietly, he whispers, “Iron this,” as he hands her his shirt.

Yeah, I’m not funny at all.