No, can we make it something else like an ear tug?
You can send me some pizza. I promise I won’t get mad if you do.
William, I wish you drove, because I’d invite you over for pizza and bad TV any day.
I’m serious about the gloves! I discovered that latex was causing problems on Friday or Saturday due to some swelling I had on my hands and face, but I thought it was a coincidence since all my other allergies are caused by airborne stuff as opposed to food or substances. It wasn’t until Monday night that I had even come in contact with a latex condom for the first time in who knows how long. I have to see an allergist anyway, and this just gives us something else to discuss. I think I’m going to try shots instead of OTC stuff, because I’ve built up such a tolerance.
Also, you can’t take anything Sara says seriously ever, and she might’ve been high. She was texting me the lyrics to Like a G6 for some reason.
OH MY GOD WILLIAM I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Eric, it’s possible. I just bought polyurethane condoms, so we’ll see.
This is William. Isn’t he adorable? He’s the best friend you’ll ever have.